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RIP: All the Things You Almost Did

The graveyard is full of brilliant procrastinators

Oct 12, 2025 • Lorem Ipsome

August 2025

Your Thank-You Email Is Boring

Why “Thanks for your time” is the worst possible opening line

Aug 7, 2025 • Lorem Ipsome

July 2025

IPOs: A Parade for Ambition

Going public is the adult version of 'look what I made.'

Jul 31, 2025 • Lorem Ipsome

High school made you a bad writer

Length is lazy, make every word fight for its life.

Jul 23, 2025 • Lorem Ipsome

You're Curious But Scared of Looking Stupid

The scariest part of curiosity is realizing how long you’ve been suppressing it.

Jul 6, 2025 • Lorem Ipsome

June 2025

How to Miss the People Who Change Everything

The best ideas don’t come in business casual.

Jun 22, 2025 • Lorem Ipsome

Ask AI to Be Funny. It Can’t.

It has automated mediocrity. Let it.

Jun 12, 2025 • Lorem Ipsome

How to Survive (or Burn It All Down) Part 3

Thriving in the Beige Abyss

Jun 8, 2025 • Lorem Ipsome

You were sold a mission. You got Microsoft Teams (Part 2)

Congratulations on the Job. Condolences on the Reality.

Jun 8, 2025 • Lorem Ipsome

Job Descriptions: Vague, Vaster, Vastest (Part 1)

Ambiguity is a feature, not a bug.

Jun 7, 2025 • Lorem Ipsome

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