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IPOs: A Parade for Ambition
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High school made you a bad writer
Length is lazy, make every word fight for its life.
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You're Curious But Scared of Looking Stupid
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June 2025

How to Miss the People Who Change Everything
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Ask AI to Be Funny. It Can’t.
It has automated mediocrity. Let it.
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How to Survive (or Burn It All Down) Part 3
Thriving in the Beige Abyss
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You were sold a mission. You got Microsoft Teams (Part 2)
Congratulations on the Job. Condolences on the Reality.
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Job Descriptions: Vague, Vaster, Vastest (Part 1)
Ambiguity is a feature, not a bug.
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